There was once a doctor named A at a certain hospital. Under the guise of conducting research, he would kill guinea pigs almost every day. Sometimes, he would employ quite gruesome methods, such as cutting off their limbs while they were still alive.
One day, a nurse said to him, "Doctor, no matter what, isn't it a bit pitiful for the guinea pigs?" To which A replied, "Huh? It's fine. They're just guinea pigs, after all."
One day, A stayed late at the hospital for his research. Once his work had settled down to a certain extent, he decided to wrap things up and go home. He left the hospital and hailed a taxi. "Hey, take me to [location]." A dozed off a bit in the taxi, and by the time he woke up, they were only a few minutes away from his destination. But right then, he realized his wallet wasn't in his bag. "Damn it, did I leave it in the lab? Hey, sorry, but could you take me back to the hospital?"
He returned to the hospital and hurried straight to his laboratory through the empty, deserted building. Sure enough, his wallet was sitting right on the desk inside the lab. "Phew... What a waste of trip." He muttered to himself as he left the room.
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As he stepped out, he noticed a human-like shadow down the far end of the hallway. Straining his eyes to look closer, he saw... a bipedal guinea pig, about the size of a human! The guinea pig muttered, "A guinea pig... a guinea pig..." as it came walking straight toward him. "W-Waaah!" Startled, A stumbled and fled. However, a whole bunch of guinea pigs were coming toward him from the other corridors as well, and he ran around the hospital in a blind panic.
How long had he been running? Before he knew it, A found himself standing in front of the operating room. There were no guinea pigs in sight around him. Thinking, "I have no choice but to hide in the operating room and wait this out!", A opened the door. And inside, he saw... "Doctor, the guinea pig has arrived." "Good. Today, let's try amputating this guinea pig's legs." Two guinea pigs were looking at each other and having that conversation. A tried to escape immediately, but the door wouldn't open! Then, a multitude of guinea pigs emerged from all around, grabbed A, and strapped him down to the operating table. "Please! Help meeee!!!" A screamed. However, the guinea pigs showed no sign of concern. "Now, we will begin severing this guinea pig's legs." A guinea pig pulled out a chainsaw. The chainsaw whirred vigorously right in front of A's eyes. Then, the guinea pig standing next to the one holding the chainsaw said, "Doctor, no matter what, isn't it a bit pitiful to cut it off without any anesthesia?" And the chainsaw-wielding guinea pig replied, "Huh? It's fine. They're just guinea pigs, after all."
Then, the chainsaw began to bite into A's legs... "Gyaaaaaaaah~~~~!!!!!"
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With that, A opened his eyes. He realized he was inside a taxi. "What, it was just a dream...? Well, of course. Still, it was a strangely realistic dream..."
Then, the taxi driver asked, "Is something wrong, customer?" A replied, "No, I just had a dream. It was such a bizarre dream. A guinea pig was cutting off my legs..." Right as he said that, A absentmindedly touched his legs and found... Gone! A's legs were gone! His palms were smeared with fresh blood. "G-Gyaaaaaaah~! They're gone! My legs are gone!"
As A panicked, the driver turned around and said, "Customer, wasn't the guinea pig that cut off your legs... shaped a bit like thisface...?" When the driver turned his head, it was precisely that guinea pig! "Y-You! Waaaaah~! Let me out, let me out!!" As A screamed, the guinea pig flashed an eerie smile and said, "Customer, your destination was the hospital, right...?"
Carrying A, who continued to scream, the taxi headed toward the hospital...
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